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(1 goal Quidditch, anyone?)

Locked to Slytherins, minus Professor Snape [07 Nov 2004|01:09pm]
Attention Slytherin students:

It's party time. I'm getting bored.

So, lets say tonight, 8:00, common room?

Pansy - can you take care of drinks? I know you've got connections with that.

So, Pansy has the beer, I have the sex, bring your own rock&roll.

Remember: Tonight, 8pm, Common Room.
Be there or be square.

(29 goals Quidditch, anyone?)

[03 Oct 2004|09:21am]
So I've been reading up on this new American Wizarding sport called "Quodpot". The game consists of 11 players trying to get an exploding ball into a basket before it blows up. They fly around on broomsticks trying not to blow their own heads off. It sounds quite exciting, actually. I'd love to see a game one time.

Char - had a lovely time the other night. We must do it again sometime.

Daph - miss you. Please come visit.

Pansy&Tracey - Stop stealing my boxers.

(3 goals Quidditch, anyone?)

[23 Sep 2004|07:25pm]
[ mood | relaxed ]

Alright, so. Quidditch practices are going well. I'm not sure when our first game is, but I'm damn sure we'll win the cup this year. We've got the best team, the best broomsticks, and the best strategy on the planet.

Someone remind me to renew my subscriptions to Which Broomstick and Quidditch Weekly, because I keep forgetting.

Also, Char - would you mind helping me with Potions? I don't understand the essay we were assigned.

(Quidditch, anyone?)

[17 Sep 2004|09:32pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

My sister Vanessa keeps owling me and pestering me about Quidditch and the team and the people on it. It's very annoying. She's the biggest brat ever. I should just start burning her letters, but then my parents would yell at me for neglecting her.

SPEAKING OF QUDDITCH. We need to start practices. Isn't Adrian supposed to control that? SOMEONE come up with a practice schedual.


(14 goals Quidditch, anyone?)

[14 Sep 2004|09:47pm]
[ mood | intoxicated ]

I think smoking and drinking is how I cope with stress. This is not a good thing. What am I stressed out about? I need to quit. Someone help me quit. I might get thrown out of school.

This is not good.

(11 goals Quidditch, anyone?)

[05 Sep 2004|10:57pm]
[ mood | mischievous ]

Attention everyone, I have an important anouncement:

Daphne Greengrass, you owe me a lap dance!

That would be all.

(6 goals Quidditch, anyone?)

Back at school [03 Sep 2004|11:04pm]
[ mood | drained ]

Private to Students
Professor Umbridge is officially the scariest-looking woman I have ever seen in my life. She looks like the offspring of a toad and an elephant. It's quite frightening.
/Private to Students

First day back was delightful. I say that with complete and utter sarcasm. I knew I should have used a sticking charm and stuck myself to the floor at home.

I think someone should throw a party. Liven things up a bit.

When's the first Hogsmeade weekend?

(Quidditch, anyone?)

[31 Aug 2004|09:18pm]
[ mood | bitchy ]

I think I might have to lock myself in my room and board up the windows.

I really do not want to go back to school at all. There are a few people I want to see, ie Daphne but other than that, I see no real thrill in going back to school. We have to take the bloody OWLs this year, which is always exciting (not).
The only thing I'm really looking foward to is Quidditch, mostly because I know Slytherin will win the cup this year.

In fact, I dont want to go back so much that I still havent packed.

So there.

(2 goals Quidditch, anyone?)

[25 Aug 2004|04:59pm]
[ mood | curious ]

Pansy and Draco are the Slytherin prefects.

God help my sanity.

Who are the Ravenclaw prefects, does anyone know? In fact, who are the other prefects for all the other houses? Not that I care, I'd just like to know.

OH! I had a brilliant idea. I'm going to start a rock band. I play drums, so I just need to find people that play other things and we can make noise in the common room after hours. Wouldn't that be fun?


Adrian or Draco or anyone - have you heard about the start of quidditch practice? (Any who's our new captian?)

(2 goals Quidditch, anyone?)

....hate these things. [19 Jul 2004|05:10pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

Your LJ Perfect Date
LJ Username
Choose a random word
Your Perfect Date _slythering
You have dinner at who needs dinner when you've got dessert? *wink*
Afterwards you smoke a cigarette
Your date asks you to put your hands up in the air
You say this was the best night of my life
Chance you will get lucky - 29%
This quiz by akasha82 - Taken 8125 Times.
New - Help with love and dating!

Don't say it, Greengrass.

EDIT: This, however, was funny.

freckledron once kissed a bus conductor to avoid the fare!
blonde_hannah once took 0o_cho_chang_o0 into a changing room for some "fun"!
brokenangeldoll got notcapulet drunk and naked, and took photos. msgreengrass downloaded them.
cockyhufflepuff and inkjunkiefred secretly peed in sacred_sins's cornflakes.
cockyhufflepuff collects other people's underwear!
slytherin_glory keeps a Gibbon in their cupboard, which they beat when stressed!

Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

(12 goals Quidditch, anyone?)

[14 Jul 2004|06:14pm]
[ mood | amused ]


Big Quidditch match at my place is set for next Friday. All Slytherins are invited. The local boys have agreed to play us, and I promised we wouldn't beat them up too bad. Unless they make fun of us, in which case they will have to be pounded. We'll play a few games against ourselves as well.

B.Y.O.B. (bring your own broomstick) - Drinks and whatnot afterwards as well.

Comment if you can come.

(5 goals Quidditch, anyone?)

[08 Jul 2004|04:14pm]
[ mood | hung over ]

Head hurts. Pain - lots of pain. Parents vry mad. Lots of yelling. Not good. Vry Bad.

Malfoy's party = sort of fun. Lots of booze which explains red eyes. Almost kissed Greengrass but not quite. Bit tipsy and I think I fell down once. or twice. oh well.

Ouch head pain still tired sleep SHUT IT MUM

Sleep - good idea.

Bye now.

(9 goals Quidditch, anyone?)

02 [07 Jul 2004|04:28pm]
[ mood | devious ]

Well we can all see how much I've updated.

I do enjoy commenting, though. It's very interesting - I've learned some interesting things...as in Daphne having a thing for Malfoy? I had no idea!

My father says it would be a good idea to have a bunch of you over to play some Quidditch and beat up the local boys - should be a good time, I think. I'll let you all know what's going on when I know more and whatnot.

Oh yes, and I've decided to lock my little sister in the closet for the rest of the summer, giving her only bread and water to live on - Mother says she won't let me have anyone over the estate if I do, but I doubt she'll notice Vanessa's absence.

(9 goals Quidditch, anyone?)

01 [29 Jun 2004|09:55pm]
[ mood | pensive ]

Well I suppose I best get going on this whole journal thing. Stupid bloody idea if you ask me. Idiotic muggle things and the like. I have to do this when my parents are out because I think they might either 1) throw me out or 2) have a heart attack and die if they saw me on this ruddy thing. I would attempt to explain that it's for school of course, but they'd still throw me out, I think. Wonderful, isn't it?

Well, I got a chance to meet up with some kids from the village and play a bit of Quidditch. Needless to say I've gotten a hell of a lot better and nearly made them all fall off thier broomsticks. It was quite amusing.

Malfoy's got some thing he's inviting everyone to - I have no idea what he's up to but I suppose I'd better make an apperance. Who knows, it might turn out to be a good time. I've never been to the Malfoy Manor, so that should be an adventure.

The new issue of "Quidditch Weekly" just arrived, so I'm off to go memorize read that for a bit.


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